i before e, except after c

and in neighbor.
and weigh,
and their
and seize
and weird
and forfeit
and height
and keith
and keira
and sheila
and surveillance
and vein
and sovereign
and keister
and neither
and leisure
and reign
and beige
and geisha
and freight
and heinous
and being
and seeing
and kaleidoscope
and feisty
and heifer
and counterfeit
and foreign
and atheism
and deity
and onomatopoeia.....


i plan to make a little book about this..

Monday the 17th, Friday the 21st, Monday the 24th

those are the days i locked my keys in my car.
THREE TIMES in the course of ONE WEEK.

am i losing my mind?!
who does that- three times in one week??

derrrrr

new comic!

i posted a new comic last night on my comic blog.
you can find the link to get to it in the top right corner of this page.

prepare to be addicted to my superior humor. !!
or not.
whatever feels natural.

solid gold

this song has permeated my existence for the past...oh, six years or so i'd say.
i'm proud to say i have spread it at my workplace, among school friends, and often listen to it while i run/work out. sooo catchy.



amazing.

don't judge me.

what do you think?

"to reveal art and conceal the artist is art's aim."

----->oscarWilde

a little thought

in my dreams,
i live in a little town
with an open-air market-
i buy my bread fresh every morning
and the family who sells me my fruit
knows me by name

no one asks
what your plans are
for the next four years-
your concern is today
and this moment
and finding the ripest pears

the windows have no screens
and every smile
is full-teethed

(hardly of consequence)

"folks, i'm telling you
birthing is hard
and dying is mean
so get yourself
a little loving
in between"

so i know i act tough
but most of the time
i bullshit my rhyme
and wait for someone to call
my bluff

because what LH left out
is the part about
love's aftermath
[engine stalls and tire flats]
every time
prettier, faster traps
until you stop trying
and start dying instead

another little something i absolutely LOVE

calling all illustrators

anyone interested in illustrating one of the children's books i'm working on?

let's talk.